Of course here at Absolute Gadget we deplore any attempts by gamers to cheat their way through a game, it simply isn't cricket. But as you are likely to invest over 100 hours of your life playing the hit smash Grand Theft Auto IV, you may well need to make your way through it as fast as possible in order to gete on with other things in your life, such as reading Absolute Gadget or telling your friends down the pub how you've just finished GTA IV without cheating in anyway, no sirree, not ME! 

So the first thing to realise that the main protoagonist, Niko, possesses a mobile phone with so many great features, you may well want to cut of a testicle/breast (careful ! - Ed.) to gain ownership. Yes the mobile phone is the key to getting through the game as quickly as possible.

Here are a list of cheats we've managed to compile from various sources, so you don't have to. First up the cheats that work on the PS3 and Xbox 360. Click on that next button below.