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Yes, you read that right. 
The discerning lady (or gentleman, if he be so inclined) can now purchase
a vibrator that plugs into her iPod.  The correct response is "WHAT!" 

The OhMiBod, for so it is called,
plugs into your iPod or iPhone and then, with the help of an integrated
microchip, vibrates in correspondence to the rhythm and intensity of
the music being played.  (Our guess is that if you attempt to use
it with some death metal, you spontaneously combust.) 

"Our motor
provides strong yet quiet, intense rhythmic vibrations," promises
the press release. 

The OhMiBod can be purchased
from easyishop.co.uk for forty of your sterling. 
First person to purchase one and send us pictures will receive [this
writer has been fired forever.]
 

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