No, not a policeman. Nintendo has officially unveiled the new DS that was rumoured last week.
The DSi, for so it is called, adds a camera and music player to the basic DS package, as well as offering improved wireless capabilities.
Nintendo’s President, Satoru Iwata, also revealed that users would be able to edit the photos they took on the touchscreen then send them to friends.
“We want our customers to individualise their Nintendo DSi," he said.
By which he presumably meant, “Look, now you can take a photo of your mate then draw a crude penis on his head!”
The DSi will launch in Japan on November 1 for ¥18,900 (roughly £102). A UK and US release is expected early next year.
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